What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 20:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

So they tried

No, not a chance

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They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

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Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

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No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Still no good.

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why cant I motivate myself to go to school (grade 10)?

share office space ...

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

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